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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Tue 09 Oct 2012, 9:39 pm

Here's the quote that's been in my sig a while:

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I honestly think Sonic should be higher [on a list of worst fanbases], there are far and few good Sonic fans. The majority seem to hate everything about their series from start to finish you've got fans hating on the past, fans hating on the middle, fans hating on the present, and heck fans even hating on the future. That fanbase is split more ways than a banana on a monday sunday split.

(I'm mainly posting it here just so I can recover it after Halloween.)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Thu 22 Nov 2012, 7:44 pm

No one listens to Ray anymore =/ ...also a segment of a CoD rant. At this point they're arguing something about the game trying to be realistic or something like that. Count how many time I quote myself before Mecha responds! =P

[21:24:45] Ghetsis : And fucking realism or not, IF I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A ROCKET, YOU SHOULD DIE. PERIOD.
[21:24:47] Mecha : Also fuck my fanbase and any other fanbase XD
[21:25:03] Mecha : I don't consider myself part of any fanbase because of the insane radicals
[21:25:28] Ghetsis : In TF2, if I shoot you in the face with a rocket, you die.
[21:25:32] Mecha : Moar.... if you get a direct hit in the face with a RPG you die even with flat jacket on
[21:25:41] Ghetsis : In BF, if I shoot you in the face with a rocket, you die.
[21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
21:25:57] Mecha : But a car needs to be literally RIDING YOUR ASS to kill you with flat jacket
[21:26:24] Mecha : EVERY SINGLE Killstreak, perk, rocket, and everything has a draw back and anti- measure or weapon to counter it
[21:26:32] Mecha : I would know I play the game
[21:26:41] Mecha : Sep for the high end kill streaks
[21:26:43] @ Ray the Spectre : except Nukes
[21:26:48] Ghetsis : I played it just enough, mecha
[21:26:52] Mecha : Dogs and Swarm which is like 15-19 kills like I said
[21:27:03] Mecha : Clearly you haven't or you would know they are balanced
[21:27:38] Mecha : The only kill streak I say isn't balanced is the care package. Because well its a random kill streak and it makes me mad when a noob with 4 kills gets a dog package
[21:27:55] Mecha : also there is no nuke Ray lol
21:28:25] @ Ray the Spectre : [21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
[21:28:31] Mecha : Also Kill streaks only give you like 10-25 points per kill toward your next streak
[21:28:45] Mecha : Your kill streak avg's {depending on value of the streak} 5-8 kills
[21:29:03] Needlemouse : Well, I'll be watching the gamgeese
[21:29:07] Mecha : so you won't even get your next sreak unless you use your non-kill streaks to kill something
[21:29:16] Mecha : So thats another thing that is balanced
[21:29:35] Mecha : Seriously actually know what your talking about Moar and don't go by what my fanbase says
[21:29:38] Mecha : Its horrible
[21:29:50] Ghetsis : I played the damn game.
[21:30:02] Ghetsis : Even if it was balanced completely from BO1
[21:30:02] Mecha : Then would would know i am correct
[21:30:17] Ghetsis : ...It doesn't change the fact.
[21:30:23] Ghetsis : That they are making me pay.
[21:30:32] Mecha : For a better game.
[21:30:40] Ghetsis : Nope.
[21:30:50] Ghetsis : For a game that could have been made with a patch and DLC.
[21:30:51] Mecha : They changed the formula just enough that its more balanced
[21:30:52] Ghetsis : That's all it is.
[21:30:56] Ghetsis : That's all it is.
[21:31:03] Mecha : Your still forgetting the campaign lol
[21:31:06] @ Ray the Spectre : [21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
[21:31:11] Mecha : Which is more than 6 hours of game play now
[21:31:31] Mecha : I will say strike force missions suck ass though
[21:31:43] Ghetsis : I'm not going to worry about the damn campaign
[21:31:54] Mecha : Then your the reason you feel its not worth 60$
[21:31:57] Ghetsis : If I get a game, the main focus is what the main focus
[21:31:58] @ Ray the Spectre : [21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
[21:32:07] Mecha : the campaign takes more effort to make than the multipayer
[21:32:11] Ghetsis : Stuff on the side is nice, but CoD's focus is multiplayer
21:32:17] Mecha : its probably 70% of the budget
[21:32:20] Ghetsis : and if it's the exact same damn thing
[21:32:22] Ghetsis : fuck it
[21:32:28] @ Ray the Spectre : [21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
[21:32:30] Mecha : Moar
[21:32:37] Mecha : Would you go buy the next halo?
[21:32:57] Ghetsis : I like halo wars, but that's it. I don't like halo.
[21:32:59] Ghetsis : too damn slow.
[21:33:01] @ Ray the Spectre : He has no Xbox. NOW ANSWER MEEEEEE!
[21:33:08] Mecha : At least your not a hypocrite then
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[21:33:24] Mecha : Would you buy BF3
[21:33:28] Mecha : or Gears of war
[21:33:32] @ Ray the Spectre : Moar: Halo? Slow? ...ok, I guess I see what you mean, but it's focus is strategy
[21:33:34] Mecha : how about Super smash
[21:33:40] Mecha : new super mario bros?
[21:33:43] Mecha : Pokemon
[21:33:49] Dragonheart42 : BIG FING GUN 3?!
[21:33:54] @ Ray the Spectre : ANYWAYS
[21:33:59] Mecha : I just listed a ton of games that give you the same game multiple times with small changes
[21:34:00] @ Ray the Spectre : [21:25:49] @ Ray the Spectre : on a different and irrelevant and almost contradictory to this argument note, Mecha: you up for Borderlands 2? =3
[21:34:11] Ghetsis : I never played gears
[21:34:12] Mecha : No ray family is watching foot ball
[21:34:21] Ghetsis : Smash has PLENTY, OH PLENTY of changes, matey
[21:34:24] Mecha : The point Moar is ALL THOSE GAMES ARE THE SAME
[21:34:33] @ Ray the Spectre : Thank you for answering me so I can stop trying to talk to you
[21:34:34] Ghetsis : no.
[21:34:37] Mecha : Nope the multiplayer for smash is the same
[21:34:38] Ghetsis : no they're not.

[etc etc etc]

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 23 Nov 2012, 6:53 pm

Princess Celtaro: hazo
Princess Celtaro: HAZO
Princess Celtaro: HAZO
Princess Celtaro: hazo.
Princess Celtaro: HAZO.
Princess Celtaro: HAAZO?
Princess Celtaro: HAZ NO O?
Pit: what faggot
Princess Celtaro: you're purty
Pit blushes


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 25 Nov 2012, 8:53 pm

[22:48:48] Shadow142 : "[22:45:01] Prncs. Gearaldine Celtaro : gear/ping?".

[22:49:02] Prncs. Gearaldine Celtaro : [21:45:15] Prncs. Gearaldine Celtaro : well I know what I'm calling a podcast I host if I ever do.

[22:49:48] Prncs. Gearaldine Celtaro : once again - LOOK AT ALL THE GAMES I CAN RUN.

[22:51:30] Mecha joined the chat on Sun Nov 25, 2012 10:51 pm.

[22:51:46] Mecha : MY FONT *slams hammer into Shadow's nuts*.

[22:52:12] Dragonheart42 : XD.

[22:52:23] Prncs. Gearaldine Celtaro : we are all ander.

[22:52:29] Dragonheart42 : Mecha, can I have your permission to post that in the funny quotes?.

[22:52:38] Mecha : Sure why not.

[22:52:43] Dragonheart42 : YES!.

[22:52:44] Shadow142 : holy shit it's mecha..
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 03 Dec 2012, 12:18 pm

Silver Fox: it's the big dango family!!!
Digging Princess Celtaro: i bet it's delicious.
Silver Fox: Sad
Digging Princess Celtaro: FOX
Digging Princess Celtaro: YOU SHOULD KNOW I EAT PEOPLE BY NOW
Silver Fox: :'(


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Gearald Celtaro: put on this hat
Gearald Celtaro hands xssa an axe
SonicXSSA: ok
SonicXSSA puts it on
SonicXSSA: it slightly hurts Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Wed 30 Jan 2013, 3:13 am

Just leaving this here cause I found it so awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 04 Mar 2013, 3:47 pm

So lately my school's little iPad app craze has progressed to a title that I actually agree with: Infinity Blade (I and II, mainly since the former became free recently). It's a tap/swipe combat game with the best graphics on iOS and *gasp* ISN'T gimmicky and actually was thought through by a major video game company! Whodathunkit!

Game promotion aside, I come to share something rather amusing about IB2. You see, in that game they added two new weapon styles in addition to the classic sword-and-shield: two-handed weapons and dual weapons. All three styles have their own fancy balanced playstyle...but the developer's only pseudo-flaw is that they keep all the same kill animations. In 8/10 cases, it works and the animations still fit (Dual-Wielders just wield one sword for kill animations, Two-Handers just hold it in one hand usually, etc.). The 2/10 times it doesn't work? Well, then you get moments like this...



And then people like me just lolz it off :shot:

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 04 Mar 2013, 4:25 pm

Bit late there my dear Ray. We played Infinity Blade years ago as our Smart Phone game Craze.

...Now for us it's Bloons Tower Defense 5.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 04 Mar 2013, 4:29 pm

I've played it since day one, so hah. It just took this long for my school to catch up =P

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 08 Mar 2013, 5:20 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Thu 14 Mar 2013, 9:26 pm

So I took advantage of a certain mini-glitch in Infinity Blade II. Firo might already know about this, might not. Basically, one of the last cutscenes in the game features you (with an automatically-equipped Infinity Blade from the "final boss") taking the blade and sticking it into this slot on the floor of this "prison" that is magically containing this immortal guy and preventing him from escaping.

Long story short, when the Infinity Blade is used, it has this fancy visual effect cutscene. There's also a major plot twist that occurs afterward, but that is irrelevant. The mini-glitch is basically you can open the pause menu in the cutscene (like any other normal cutscene) and change your weapon from the automatically-equipped Infinity Blade, and it will still have the same animations as if it were the Infinity Blade. This, of course, enables players the ability to screw around and do crap like this:



Infinity Blade II has some jacked up weapons XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 15 Mar 2013, 12:00 pm

More like Jacked In!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 17 Mar 2013, 9:17 pm

[22:15:40] @ Ken Shuri : Ray's school is dumd

That's what we call irony, folks.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 17 Mar 2013, 9:38 pm

[00:43:06] Needlemouse : I will court it for a couple of weeks, gain it's fathers trust, take it out on a nice dinner, and when we are in bed, I will smother her to death and throw her body down the mill
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 22 Jun 2013, 10:38 am

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 05 Apr 2014, 4:14 pm

Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR
VSMJal: THE GLORY OF OUR KINGDOM!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): WHEN DO WE WANT IT
VSMJal: WE WANT IT NOW!
VSMJal: RALLY THE KNIGHTS! THE CRUSADES FOR HIS ROYAL MAJESTY, KING ARTHUR, BEGIN!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): I WILL GATHER THE ROUND TABLE
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): TOGETHER WITH THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): THEY COMBINE INTO BRUTICUS
VSMJal: PRITHEE, TRY TO GATHER THEY SWIFTLY!
VSMJal: AND IF YOU CAN MANAGE IT, FIND SIR LANCELOT! HE WILL BE INVALUABLE TO THE CAUSE!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): he uh.. died. and is still recovering.
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): keeps trying to eat the other knights.
VSMJal: Goddammit, I told you that Merlin could fix any cases of zombism. If you don't keep it in check and get it cured quick, it just leads to a giant catastrophe and then Merlin has to fix everything!
VSMJal: He's not getting younger, ya know!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): Merlin's out gathering herbs!
VSMJal: Call him with the horn!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): It takes time for news to spread if we don't have the internet yet!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): Another providence's herbs, sir!
VSMJal: Send Sir Gawain, then!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): I hadn't thought of that!
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): I'll get right on it!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 05 Apr 2014, 4:18 pm

Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): DAMMIT KAN
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): I THOUGHT OUR FOREPLAY WAS PRIVATE
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): please post that for me
Spooky Gearald (shriek‼): please include the please post that for me
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