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PostSubject: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 20 Feb 2012, 6:36 am

Yes, we needed this. If we can have a thread devoted to Skyrim, certainly we're allowed to have a thread devoted to the log of funny quotes and images we find on our adventures through the interwebz or on this site.

...No that's not the Last to Post Wins Thread. They just go on and on about whatever until the end of the forums. There's a difference.

Have fun :shot:

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:33 am

Ah, I remember this on SAC. 'twas amusing to read, hah~
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 20 Feb 2012, 2:12 pm

yay! Figured this place would need one. NOW HURRY UP AND MAKE ME LAUGH!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18 pm

Quote :
Have fun. :shot:



Yea, you guys remember this one, It's my first and it works so damn perfectly.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Wed 22 Feb 2012, 3:01 pm

"With 2011 now officially deader than Limp Bizkit’s album sales..." ~ Axl Rosenberg

"I've never known you've felt this way about campers Ryan; I'm sorry. Tell you what: we'll burn the sleeping bags tonight. As a family" ~ The Street Fighter, episode 1

"The power of Christ compels you, midgets! Fuck off!" ~ Zack Harrott, while playing Castlevania, oh good times.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Thu 23 Feb 2012, 7:04 pm

4kids bans the funniest things


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 27 Feb 2012, 4:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 16 Mar 2012, 6:14 pm

"You left your friends, your home... but at least they gave you a nice room." -Ansem, Seeker of Darkness
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:48 pm

[14:36:23] Ray the Airknight joined the chat on Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:36 pm
[14:36:49] @ Ray the Airknight : ...guys, I just noticed something...we have one mother of a coincidence and/or potential foreshadowing for the RPs
[14:37:12] @ Ray the Airknight : Dragon: orange hedgehog with fire powers
[14:37:23] @ Ray the Airknight : Firo: orange hedgehog with fire powers (0_o Just wait, it gets creepier)
[14:38:03] @ Ray the Airknight : Dragon: always tried to be the best in Tangled Dimensions and the first section of Emerald Wars
[14:38:46] @ Ray the Airknight : Firo: Trying to be the best in War Academy; shows signs of trying to be best in Emerald Wars and EoD (coincidence, much? Wait for it...)
[14:39:33] @ Ray the Airknight : Dragon: Killed by a giant robot, evicerated by George driving an RV over his dead corpse, grave peed in by Kan
[14:39:59] @ Ray the Airknight : Firo: N/A...yet (Twisted Evil)
[14:40:43] @ Ray the Airknight : ...Firo, if you encounter any robots at any point in any of the RPs, RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.

[insert demotivational poster with a screenshot of this as the picture]

Foreshadowing

Yup, Firo's screwed. Looks like water isn't the only thing he should be afraid of anymore...

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:21 am

Interesting...

Well don't worry. The only thing I tried... and probably still am trying to be the best in is War Academy and that's because I have my reasons. EW and EoD are safe. Interesting indeed though...


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 23 Mar 2012, 3:22 pm

[10:35:55] @ Ray the Airknight : so yeah, now that people know when MC XBLA is out, this is basically what the MC forums have turned in to:
[10:36:36] @ Ray the Airknight : Kids: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I WANNA HAVE IT NO GIVE IT NOAW PL0X CAUSE I DON'T REALIZE THAT THE PROCESS IS LONG!
[10:37:07] @ Ray the Airknight : Teenagers/Adults: ...What the f ...
[10:38:05] @ Ray the Airknight : Hipsters: Harhar *snort* I knew it. Go figure. MineCraft sucks. Heh heh heh-heh *trollface*
[10:38:30] @ Ray the Airknight : Microsoft: *reading this* Trolololololol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:20 pm

Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."
Robin: "No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket."
Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

Robin: "You can't get away from Batman that easy!"
Batman: "Easily."
Robin: "Easily."
Batman: "Good grammar is essential, Robin."
Robin: "Thank you."
Batman: "You're welcome."

Robin: "That's an impossible shot, Batman."
Batman: "That's a negative attitude, Robin."

Dick: "Gosh, Economics is sure a dull subject."
Bruce: "Oh, you must be jesting, Dick. Economics dull? The glamour, the romance of commerce... Hmm. It's the very lifeblood of our country's society."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Wed 18 Apr 2012, 9:46 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 28 Apr 2012, 5:50 pm

Trolling Firo, one innuendo at a time.

[12:40:46] Quills on Wheels : You see Ray, I'm a master of planning Love scenes. The relationship that I have planned between Firo and Sarah are epic
[12:40:58] Quills on Wheels : That's also a reason why I want to hurry up and post with Firo's fan fic
[12:41:20] @ Ray the Airknight : ...by 'love scenes" you probably mean sex scenes
[12:41:34] Quills on Wheels : ...no... well... sorta
[12:41:38] Quills on Wheels : Um... I guess not
[12:41:44] Quills on Wheels : Well, Sex scenes involve it
[12:41:45] Quills on Wheels : BUT
[12:41:45] @ Ray the Airknight : ...*bans Firo*
[12:41:54] Quills on Wheels : it's mostly romantic
[12:41:57] Quills on Wheels : I watch a lot of romance
[12:42:04] Quills on Wheels : so I gather "data"
[12:42:18] Quills on Wheels : For example, I'll give ya a spoiler
[12:42:32] Quills on Wheels : This is the beginning of how Firo and Sarah start to become friends
[12:42:36] @ Ray the Airknight : ...by "data" you mean sex positions, don't you?
[12:42:43] Quills on Wheels : ...nooooo you dawg!
[12:42:44] Quills on Wheels : Now listen
[12:42:59] @ Ray the Airknight : what, Sarah trips on a log and falls on Firo's d***? eew
[12:43:08] Quills on Wheels : So after seeing Sarah fight and show what she's got, Firo decides to make her one of the elite girls
[12:43:17] Quills on Wheels : Na, that's too nooby for me
[12:43:39] Quills on Wheels : So anyway, since Sarah becomes an Elite girl, she becomes known throughout the school
[12:44:09] Quills on Wheels : other start targeting her because she is a main asset to the Pervos
[12:44:26] Quills on Wheels : Sarah gets ambushed in her room at night and gets beaten up
[12:44:53] Quills on Wheels : So she abandons her room for a while, living in a small room in Perv High
[12:45:03] Quills on Wheels : One day, while going home, Firo sees this.
[12:45:32] Quills on Wheels : After finding out what is happening, he tells Sarah that she could sleep a week in his dorm
[12:45:53] @ Ray the Airknight : by "beaten up" you mean "f***ed up", don't you?
[12:45:58] Quills on Wheels : Sarah accepts and all, though Firo preetty much ordered her because Sarah was too shy to say ok
[12:46:08] Quills on Wheels : Stop putting words in my mouth you dawg
[12:46:31] Quills on Wheels : anyway, in that time, a lot of interesting things happen, WHICH SEX ISN'T PART OF IT... just yet
[12:46:56] Quills on Wheels : You see, Sarah and Firo first become Friends before becoming lovers
[12:47:23] @ Ray the Airknight : I'm not putting words in your mouth, I'm deciphering your innuendoes
[12:48:01] Quills on Wheels : There is no innuendo intended. There is a difference when I speak romantic and when I speak completely perverted
[12:48:04] Quills on Wheels : This was romantic
[12:48:07] @ Ray the Airknight : by friends you mean "friends with benefits", don't you?
[12:48:16] @ Ray the Airknight : :shot:
[12:48:19] Quills on Wheels : Nope
[12:48:31] Quills on Wheels : I'm the one shooting you I swear...
[12:48:40] Quills on Wheels : :shot: :perv:
[12:48:53] Quills on Wheels : ^...that... actually looks like I'm shooting you
[12:48:58] @ Ray the Airknight : ...please put this in the funny quotes thread, I'm having so much fun trolling you XD
[12:49:31] Quills on Wheels : You do it, I'm reading something perverted
[12:49:42] Quills on Wheels : I'm gathering "Data"
[12:49:50] Quills on Wheels : And I mean "Data" not data
[12:49:58] Quills on Wheels : :perv:

No matter what Firo says, we all know what he means :shot:

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 28 Apr 2012, 10:33 pm

[8:50:51 PM] Kan Zegil: You there!
[8:50:53 PM] Kan Zegil: You!
[8:50:59 PM] Kan Zegil: With the name of Pegasus!
[8:51:05 PM] Max: Ya?
[8:51:14 PM] Kan Zegil: Turn on your damn phone more often!
[8:51:19 PM] Kan Zegil: Thank you!
[8:51:27 PM] Max: Sorry, I'm just busy a lot
[8:51:35 PM] Kan Zegil: Well.
[8:51:48 PM] Kan Zegil: You should be not so busy more often/
[8:51:49 PM] Kan Zegil: *.
[8:52:07 PM] Max: Can't help it really #overachieverproblems
[8:52:35 PM] Kan Zegil: #slackerknowledge
[8:52:52 PM] Kan Zegil: WE SHALL FIGHT!
[8:52:56 PM] Kan Zegil: WITH HASHTAGS.
[8:53:07 PM] Kan Zegil: #romanlegion
[8:53:30 PM] Max: #gothicraiders
[8:55:12 PM] Kan Zegil: #nuke
[8:55:17 PM] Kan Zegil: I win.
[8:55:25 PM] Kan Zegil: lol
[8:55:37 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay your turn to start.
[8:55:45 PM] Max: #SDI
[8:55:50 PM] Max: Your nuke does nothing
[8:55:58 PM] Max: <trollface>
[8:58:42 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Please tell me what an SDI is.
[8:59:31 PM] Max: Strategic Defense initiative. It's a network of satellites designed to protect the united states from nuclear missiles through space to air lasers
[8:59:38 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[8:59:44 PM] Max: I forget if they finished it or not but in theory it works perfectly
[8:59:46 PM] Kan Zegil: ...ffffffffffffffuck.
[9:00:03 PM] Max: I KNOW YOU'RE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD~~~~~
[9:00:15 PM] Kan Zegil: #meteor
[9:02:38 PM] Max: #billybobthorton
[9:02:57 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Okay, now I know you're trolling me.
[9:03:01 PM] Kan Zegil: Goddamn you.
[9:03:20 PM] Max: No, wait I meant #brucewillis
[9:03:34 PM] Kan Zegil: SHIT.
[9:03:48 PM] Kan Zegil: #stevenseagall
[9:04:59 PM] Max: #dannytrejo
[9:05:47 PM] Kan Zegil: #brucelee
[9:06:51 PM] Max: #chucknorris
[9:07:12 PM] Kan Zegil: Nope. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, man.
[9:07:21 PM] Kan Zegil: BRUCE LEE BEAT CHUCK NORRIS.
[9:07:31 PM] Kan Zegil: Now, Mr. T would probably win in that fight.
[9:07:54 PM] Max: Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris, but who became an internet legend?
[9:08:05 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[9:08:07 PM] Kan Zegil: Fuck.
[9:08:15 PM] Max: The game is still on
[9:08:15 PM] Kan Zegil: Fine, I'll give you that one.
[9:08:26 PM] Kan Zegil: #jesus
[9:08:43 PM] Max: #romangovernment
[9:09:48 PM] Kan Zegil: #juliuscasaer
[9:09:58 PM] Max: #romansenate
[9:12:01 PM] Kan Zegil: #foreigninvader
[9:12:22 PM] Max: #napoleon
[9:13:14 PM] Kan Zegil: #britian
[9:13:26 PM] Max: #America
[9:13:49 PM] Kan Zegil: #greatdepression
[9:13:55 PM] Max: #FDR
[9:15:05 PM] Kan Zegil: #coldwar
[9:15:21 PM] Max: #Reagan
[9:15:56 PM] Kan Zegil: #Clinton
[9:16:27 PM] Max: #lewinsky
[9:16:40 PM] Kan Zegil: Who the hell is Lewinsky?
[9:16:49 PM] Max: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky
[9:17:11 PM] Kan Zegil: Oh.
[9:17:23 PM] Kan Zegil: #bushsr.
[9:17:48 PM] Max: Clinton came AFTER Bush Senior you derp
[9:17:52 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[9:17:54 PM] Kan Zegil: Oh.
[9:17:57 PM] Kan Zegil: Really?
[9:18:09 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Fine, then I default to Jr.
[9:18:10 PM] Max: Yeah, it goes Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush
[9:18:14 PM] Max: Yeah, that works
[9:18:18 PM] Max: #911
[9:18:32 PM] Kan Zegil: Medical Emergencies don't count!
[9:18:37 PM] Kan Zegil: lol
[9:18:41 PM] Max: ¬¬
[9:18:54 PM] Kan Zegil: #waronterror
[9:19:12 PM] Max: #thatdidn'tdoshit
[9:19:35 PM] Kan Zegil: #bullshitterrorismfronttoinvadearabcountries
[9:20:13 PM] Max: Fine
[9:20:49 PM] Max: #guerrillawarfare
[9:21:22 PM] Kan Zegil: #syrianrevolution
[9:21:54 PM] Max: #Assad
[9:22:27 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay, so is that the president or dictator of Syria?
[9:22:32 PM] Kan Zegil: Bassar something?
[9:22:43 PM] Max: Yeah, Bashar Al-Assad
[9:22:48 PM] Kan Zegil: Shit.
[9:22:57 PM] Kan Zegil: I should know some stuff about this.
[9:23:11 PM] Kan Zegil: I've done some newspieces concerning the thing.
[9:23:12 PM] Kan Zegil: Uh...
[9:23:29 PM] Kan Zegil: #turkeygetsinvolved
[9:23:48 PM] Max: #notcommitted
[9:24:15 PM] Kan Zegil: Fuck.
[9:24:23 PM] Kan Zegil: I think we've reached the end of this one.
[9:24:31 PM] Kan Zegil: Your win.
[9:24:32 PM] Max: Victory!
[9:25:04 PM] Kan Zegil: Mind if I post this on a forum?
[9:25:16 PM] Max: Just don't use my name
[9:25:46 PM] Kan Zegil: But I don't want to go through and change your name on all the times you spoke.
[9:26:00 PM] Kan Zegil: How about I just say that it's a fake name?
[9:26:19 PM] Max: Just take out my last name
[9:26:22 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay/
[9:26:24 PM] Kan Zegil: *.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sat 28 Apr 2012, 11:16 pm

Amusing but I would like to point out the only form of Anti-Nuclear machines would be the following.

1. Star Wars Project: Its a giant space station in the outer orbit that is so called "dismantled" that they still sent parts to in space pods well after it was "dismantled". It shoots a lazor that explodes the nuke in space and nukes don't work in space so its all good.

2. normal missile: The missile would hit the nuke as it was still in our atmosphere and caused it to explode away from the earth(But not its atmosphere) causing extremely bad things to happen to our gravitational pull along other things that will destroy the planet.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 29 Apr 2012, 12:13 am

BomberKan the Teacher wrote:
[8:50:51 PM] Kan Zegil: You there!
[8:50:53 PM] Kan Zegil: You!
[8:50:59 PM] Kan Zegil: With the name of Pegasus!
[8:51:05 PM] Max: Ya?
[8:51:14 PM] Kan Zegil: Turn on your damn phone more often!
[8:51:19 PM] Kan Zegil: Thank you!
[8:51:27 PM] Max: Sorry, I'm just busy a lot
[8:51:35 PM] Kan Zegil: Well.
[8:51:48 PM] Kan Zegil: You should be not so busy more often/
[8:51:49 PM] Kan Zegil: *.
[8:52:07 PM] Max: Can't help it really #overachieverproblems
[8:52:35 PM] Kan Zegil: #slackerknowledge
[8:52:52 PM] Kan Zegil: WE SHALL FIGHT!
[8:52:56 PM] Kan Zegil: WITH HASHTAGS.
[8:53:07 PM] Kan Zegil: #romanlegion
[8:53:30 PM] Max: #gothicraiders
[8:55:12 PM] Kan Zegil: #nuke
[8:55:17 PM] Kan Zegil: I win.
[8:55:25 PM] Kan Zegil: lol
[8:55:37 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay your turn to start.
[8:55:45 PM] Max: #SDI
[8:55:50 PM] Max: Your nuke does nothing
[8:55:58 PM] Max: <trollface>
[8:58:42 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Please tell me what an SDI is.
[8:59:31 PM] Max: Strategic Defense initiative. It's a network of satellites designed to protect the united states from nuclear missiles through space to air lasers
[8:59:38 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[8:59:44 PM] Max: I forget if they finished it or not but in theory it works perfectly
[8:59:46 PM] Kan Zegil: ...ffffffffffffffuck.
[9:00:03 PM] Max: I KNOW YOU'RE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD~~~~~
[9:00:15 PM] Kan Zegil: #meteor
[9:02:38 PM] Max: #billybobthorton
[9:02:57 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Okay, now I know you're trolling me.
[9:03:01 PM] Kan Zegil: Goddamn you.
[9:03:20 PM] Max: No, wait I meant #brucewillis
[9:03:34 PM] Kan Zegil: SHIT.
[9:03:48 PM] Kan Zegil: #stevenseagall
[9:04:59 PM] Max: #dannytrejo
[9:05:47 PM] Kan Zegil: #brucelee
[9:06:51 PM] Max: #chucknorris
[9:07:12 PM] Kan Zegil: Nope. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, man.
[9:07:21 PM] Kan Zegil: BRUCE LEE BEAT CHUCK NORRIS.
[9:07:31 PM] Kan Zegil: Now, Mr. T would probably win in that fight.
[9:07:54 PM] Max: Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris, but who became an internet legend?
[9:08:05 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[9:08:07 PM] Kan Zegil: Fuck.
[9:08:15 PM] Max: The game is still on
[9:08:15 PM] Kan Zegil: Fine, I'll give you that one.
[9:08:26 PM] Kan Zegil: #jesus
[9:08:43 PM] Max: #romangovernment
[9:09:48 PM] Kan Zegil: #juliuscasaer
[9:09:58 PM] Max: #romansenate
[9:12:01 PM] Kan Zegil: #foreigninvader
[9:12:22 PM] Max: #napoleon
[9:13:14 PM] Kan Zegil: #britian
[9:13:26 PM] Max: #America
[9:13:49 PM] Kan Zegil: #greatdepression
[9:13:55 PM] Max: #FDR
[9:15:05 PM] Kan Zegil: #coldwar
[9:15:21 PM] Max: #Reagan
[9:15:56 PM] Kan Zegil: #Clinton
[9:16:27 PM] Max: #lewinsky
[9:16:40 PM] Kan Zegil: Who the hell is Lewinsky?
[9:16:49 PM] Max: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky
[9:17:11 PM] Kan Zegil: Oh.
[9:17:23 PM] Kan Zegil: #bushsr.
[9:17:48 PM] Max: Clinton came AFTER Bush Senior you derp
[9:17:52 PM] Kan Zegil: ...
[9:17:54 PM] Kan Zegil: Oh.
[9:17:57 PM] Kan Zegil: Really?
[9:18:09 PM] Kan Zegil: ...Fine, then I default to Jr.
[9:18:10 PM] Max: Yeah, it goes Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush
[9:18:14 PM] Max: Yeah, that works
[9:18:18 PM] Max: #911
[9:18:32 PM] Kan Zegil: Medical Emergencies don't count!
[9:18:37 PM] Kan Zegil: lol
[9:18:41 PM] Max: ¬¬
[9:18:54 PM] Kan Zegil: #waronterror
[9:19:12 PM] Max: #thatdidn'tdoshit
[9:19:35 PM] Kan Zegil: #bullshitterrorismfronttoinvadearabcountries
[9:20:13 PM] Max: Fine
[9:20:49 PM] Max: #guerrillawarfare
[9:21:22 PM] Kan Zegil: #syrianrevolution
[9:21:54 PM] Max: #Assad
[9:22:27 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay, so is that the president or dictator of Syria?
[9:22:32 PM] Kan Zegil: Bassar something?
[9:22:43 PM] Max: Yeah, Bashar Al-Assad
[9:22:48 PM] Kan Zegil: Shit.
[9:22:57 PM] Kan Zegil: I should know some stuff about this.
[9:23:11 PM] Kan Zegil: I've done some newspieces concerning the thing.
[9:23:12 PM] Kan Zegil: Uh...
[9:23:29 PM] Kan Zegil: #turkeygetsinvolved
[9:23:48 PM] Max: #notcommitted
[9:24:15 PM] Kan Zegil: Fuck.
[9:24:23 PM] Kan Zegil: I think we've reached the end of this one.
[9:24:31 PM] Kan Zegil: Your win.
[9:24:32 PM] Max: Victory!
[9:25:04 PM] Kan Zegil: Mind if I post this on a forum?
[9:25:16 PM] Max: Just don't use my name
[9:25:46 PM] Kan Zegil: But I don't want to go through and change your name on all the times you spoke.
[9:26:00 PM] Kan Zegil: How about I just say that it's a fake name?
[9:26:19 PM] Max: Just take out my last name
[9:26:22 PM] Kan Zegil: Okay/
[9:26:24 PM] Kan Zegil: *.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 26 Aug 2012, 6:30 pm

WARNING, SMALL DREAM DROP DISTANCE SPOILER THAT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL ANYTHING

[Background: said in the chatbox after the cutscene in DDD where Riku talks with Shiki who is pseudo-flirting with him]

[20:24:54] @ Ray the Spectre : I came here to say...Riku you dumb***. Completely failed in responding to Shiki. COME ON MAN, THAT WAS A CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF AND SHOW THE FANBASE YOU'RE NOT GAY WITH SORA!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 09 Sep 2012, 7:16 pm

[Double post...sorry =P]

[20:49:11] * 幼児 hugs Ray.
[20:50:10] @ Ray the Spectre : *cytran winds away and returns with chainsaw* last chance, Icis. Cease this faggotry or I will saw off your testicals. :shot:

...Well, I found it funny XD

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 30 Sep 2012, 9:03 am

During one of my pervy break outs.

[00:30:02] Quills On Wheels : HURRAY I WON THE GAME
[00:30:03] @ Ray the Spectre : but I can kick you in the groin
[00:30:05] * Quills On Wheels victory danc
[00:30:14] Quills On Wheels has been kicked by Ray the Spectre
[00:30:15] * Emo Firo QoW's hands slide through Firo's body
[00:30:16] Quills On Wheels joined the chat on Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:30 am
[00:30:18] TailaBlu : [I think I'm gonna draw Firo and Perv Firo]
[00:30:18] Quills On Wheels : RAY
[00:30:19] Quills On Wheels : YOU BASTARD
[00:30:21] Emo Firo : bah
[00:30:21] Quills On Wheels : I'M SILVER
[00:30:24] Emo Firo : ...lol
[00:30:31] TailaBlu : [XDDDDDDD]
[00:30:31] @ Ray the Spectre : ...oh
[00:30:37] Emo Firo : [XDDDD}
[00] Quills On Wheels : uguuuuu~
[00:30:44] Emo Firo has been kicked by Ray the Spectre
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Quotes (and/or Pictures) Thread!   Sun 07 Oct 2012, 4:28 pm

Brace for insanity...

[17:51:54] TailaBlu : I'm just gonna be cowardly and pretend one of you people are Shayne

[17:52:07] @ Ken Shuri : not it

[17:52:17] @ Jonnehicles : Not it.

[17:52:18] Mecha : Jon can be shayne

[17:52:23] @ Jonnehicles : HAH

[17:52:34] TailaBlu : *grabs Ray* =.=

[17:52:34] @ Jonnehicles : WHAT YOU DON'T REALISE IS

[17:52:36] Mecha : I gues I'm shayne :I

[17:52:37] @ Ray the Spectre : not it

[17:52:41] @ Ray the Spectre : Kan is shayne

[17:52:41] TailaBlu : ..... .-.

[17:52:44] @ Jonnehicles : I have been Shayne all along.

[17:52:45] TailaBlu : *grabs Mecha*

[17:52:55] @ Ken Shuri : *GASP*

[17:52:56] Mecha : .3.

[17:53:08] @ Ken Shuri : WHAT A TWIST

[17:53:12] @ Ray the Spectre : IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

[17:53:23] @ Ken Shuri : ..no it doesnt

[17:53:25] TailaBlu : Mecha NEVER EVER said he hates you! There's no reason to assume!

[17:53:28] @ Jonnehicles : I AM ALSO RAY'S HALF-BROTHER'S COUSIN.

[17:53:39] @ Ray the Spectre : =O

[17:53:42] @ Jonnehicles : ....from the past!

[17:53:48] TailaBlu : And don't you dare threaten me when i'm trying to help you!

[17:53:52] @ Jonnehicles : IN SPACE

[17:54:03] @ Ken Shuri : that sounds like something out of kingdom hearts

[17:54:34] @ Ken Shuri : "im xehanort's half-brother from another world's nobody with light powers"

[17:54:37] @ Ray the Spectre : Then that must make me...*rips off headmask thingie* Speeder!

[17:54:49] @ Ken Shuri : WHAT?!

[17:54:50] TailaBlu : FUCK

[17:54:52] @ Ray the Spectre : DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[17:54:54] @ Ken Shuri : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[17:55:01] The Ortho Robot : NOOOOO

[17:55:03] Mecha : *says what shayne would say*

[17:55:05] @ Jonnehicles : "IN SPACE"

[17:55:31] @ Ray the Spectre : ^

[17:55:33] @ Ken Shuri : RAY, HOW COULD YOU?!

[17:55:43] @ Jonnehicles : That bizarre relation tree must make you have a disease that causes an allergy to air!

[17:55:43] TailaBlu : .-.

[17:55:48] @ Ray the Spectre : I'm not Ray, I'm Speeder. Remember?

[17:55:58] @ Jonnehicles : Meaning you're going to die in a second.

[17:55:59] The Ortho Robot : Then, who is the real Ray?

[17:56:07] Mecha : .....I'm not good at being shayne sorry ... D:

[17:56:10] TailaBlu : o3o

[17:56:18] Invert_Tails : wat

[17:56:18] @ Ken Shuri : SPEEDER, HOW COULD YOU, ASSHOLE?!

[17:56:31] @ Ray the Spectre : YOU ARE, MOAR! Or should I say *rips off Moar's facemask thingie* GAY RAY!

[17:56:31] @ Jonnehicles : This is the best soap opera idea ever.

[17:56:31] The Ortho Robot : ...

[17:56:38] @ Jonnehicles : Someone make it in Source Filmmaker.

[17:56:40] The Ortho Robot : AHA!

[17:56:44] Needlemouse : Today is real werid

[17:56:53] Mecha : Actually thats not true I could be anybody But I'm to angry and depressed to be anything right now... and no its not because of shayne

[17:56:58] Needlemouse : Do you ever think about your purpose in life and try and think what it's all about

[17:57:01] TailaBlu : Y'know what I hate

[17:57:03] @ Jonnehicles : Anyway, I gotta go. Baaai

[17:57:04] Needlemouse : Because I did, and it was shitty.

[17:57:07] Jonnehicles has logged off the chat on Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:57 pm

[17:57:11] The Ortho Robot : THAT'S A GOOD POINT, NEEDLE

[17:57:14] @ Ray the Spectre : Indeed it is, Mr. *rips off Needle's facemask* NOMURA!

[17:57:25] TailaBlu : When people assume I'm some niave, stupid bimbo just because I'm young.

[17:57:27] The Ortho Robot : *points at face*

[17:57:29] Needlemouse : DAMN, HOW DID YOU KNOW

[17:57:36] @ Ken Shuri : best. soap. opera. ever

[17:57:37] Mecha : Whoa whoa whoa

[17:57:41] @ Ken Shuri : NOMURAAAAAA

[17:57:44] Mecha : Whp the fuck EVER assumes that of you?

[17:57:48] Needlemouse : I WAS MR. NOMURA THE WHOLE TIME!?

[17:57:56] @ Ken Shuri : WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH DDD'S PLOT?!

[17:57:58] Mecha : @ Taila

[17:58:05] Needlemouse : I WILL NEVER TELL

[17:58:18] @ Ken Shuri : HOW HIGH WERE YOU?

[17:58:36] Needlemouse : THAT IS INCONCLUSIVE

[17:58:46] TailaBlu : I'm sure some people

[17:58:49] @ Ken Shuri : YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I AM... *rips off racemask* ...SORA!

[17:58:59] Mecha : Taila don't say things like that its so far from the truth. And I've never heard a soul say that to you

[17:59:00] @ Ray the Spectre : These are all good questions, Mr...*rips Ken's face off* oh...whoops...you're actually Ken...*fixes his face with duct tape* sorry...

[17:59:03] Needlemouse : WE MEET AT LAST.

[17:59:03] Mecha : Not one soul

[17:59:14] Mecha : Because if I did I'd have to kick them off the internet

[17:59:34] Invert_Tails : ...inception

[17:59:53] Invert_Tails : *extatic display + everyone playing an instrument at the same time*

[18:00:23] @ Ray the Spectre : Funny of you to bring that up, Mr. *rips Invert's facemask off* TAILS!

[18:00:54] TailaBlu : RAAAAY

[18:00:58] TailaBlu : I wanna RP with you

[18:01:04] TailaBlu : Damnit T_T

[18:01:21] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : Hazo had no response to bondage of himself...

[18:01:24] Invert_Tails : o3o

[18:01:33] Mecha : .....I lol'd

[18:01:42] Invert_Tails : Yuno,我妻 由乃~ remind me who are you? XD

[18:01:52] @ Ken Shuri : NOMURA, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

[18:02:01] Needlemouse : YES YOU WILL

[18:02:06] Needlemouse : YOU HAVE A HEART

[18:02:15] Needlemouse : AND ZIPPERS.

[18:02:19] Needlemouse : LOTS OF ZIPPERS

[18:02:28] Needlemouse : I WILL IT TO BE SO.

[18:02:33] @ Ken Shuri : ...DAMMIT, YOURE RIGHT!

[18:02:35] @ Ray the Spectre : I bet you do *rips off Taila's facemask* Ms...woah I didn't see that coming at all...

[18:02:39] @ Ken Shuri : BUT I'VE FOOLED YOU!

[18:02:55] TailaBlu : .......

[18:03:00] Mecha : *kicks Ray in the balls*

[18:03:01] TailaBlu : Give. Me. My.

[18:03:02] @ Ken Shuri : FOR I ACTUALLY AM... *rips off facemask* ...RIKU!

[18:03:12] @ Ray the Spectre : 0_o

[18:03:14] TailaBlu : FACE.

[18:03:21] Needlemouse : GASP!

[18:03:31] TailaBlu : *twitch, twitch*

[18:03:33] @ Ken Shuri : suddenly my emoness makes sense

[18:03:33] Needlemouse : RIKU-KUN, HOW COULD I BE MAD AT YOU~

[18:03:35] @ Ray the Spectre : *puts her facemask back on* ok, we shall conceal your true idenetity

[18:03:59] TailaBlu : YOU RIPPED OFF MY FACE! *twitches*

[18:04:26] TailaBlu : *strangles Ray*

[18:04:37] Invert_Tails : there so much EVERYTHING

[18:04:38] @ Ray the Spectre : well, regardless, you will be happy to know I am NOT Speeder and am actually...*rips off second facemask* GEORGE! ...IN A ROBOT SUIT!

[18:04:46] Mecha : *watches* .3.

[18:05:03] @ Ken Shuri : THIS IS ALL TOO MUCH!

[18:05:04] Mecha : OH YEAH WELL I AM

[18:05:06] @ Ray the Spectre : *smacks Taila with a crowbar from nowhere*

[18:05:08] Needlemouse : DO YOU LOVE THE ZIPPERS I PUT ON YOU~

[18:05:09] Mecha : *rips off head*

[18:05:16] * Ken Shuri explodes into a million mechas

[18:05:20] Mecha : ....I did that wrong didn't I .3.

[18:05:22] TailaBlu : ...

[18:05:33] TailaBlu : .-.

[18:05:50] @ Ray the Spectre : Ohlook a burito

[18:06:02] @ Ray the Spectre : *slowly walks toward it*

[18:06:17] Needlemouse : *adds zippers to burrito*

[18:06:20] Needlemouse : HAHAHAHA!

[18:06:34] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : I'm Icis,Invert.

[18:06:36] Needlemouse : IT NOW WILL BE A HEARTLESS!

[18:06:36] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : And.

[18:06:42] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : I'M THE ONE.

[18:06:43] Mecha : HOLY SHIT LOOK AT MY SELVES

[18:06:48] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : WITH THE HAZO FETISH.

[18:06:51] @ Ray the Spectre : *jumps out of the robot suit and smacks the zipper off, subsequently throwing it at Nomura*

[18:06:55] * Mecha explodes into a billion ken's

[18:07:18] Invert_Tails : X3 Hai Icis

[18:07:21] Invert_Tails : Add me on Skype Invert_Tails

[18:07:26] Invert_Tails : anyone can :3

[18:07:33] @ Ray the Spectre : *grabs the burrito*

[18:07:43] TailaBlu : *injects Ray with gender bender syrum*

[18:07:54] TailaBlu : o3o

[18:08:06] Mecha : Ken's: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!?

[18:08:10] @ Ray the Spectre : Haha! You just injected the real Ray!

[18:08:18] @ Ray the Spectre : I am George

[18:08:23] @ Ray the Spectre : ...or am I?

[18:08:25] Mecha : Ken's: Oh...few

[18:08:49] Mecha : *rips off george's mask*

[18:09:03] @ Ray the Spectre : *eats the burrito and farts. In the explosion that follows, the disguise melts away to reveal George is really...*

[18:09:06] Mecha : *puts it back on and runs away*

[18:09:30] Mecha : OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

[18:09:52] @ Ray the Spectre : *a kitten!*

[18:09:59] @ Ray the Spectre : *...of evil*

[18:10:05] Invert_Tails : Im going to head to work now

[18:10:18] Mecha : Have fun you economy boosting Hero

[18:10:19] @ Ray the Spectre : That's right, you better run

[18:10:28] @ Ray the Spectre :

[18:10:38] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : Added,Hazo.

[18:10:49] @ Ray the Spectre : *the kitten's facemask is shot off, revealing it to really be Hazo in a kitten suit*

[18:11:14] Yuno,我妻 由乃~ : *Invert

[18:11:22] Mecha : {George's bio: http://sonicta.forumotion.com/t132p15-character-bios-for-rp-members-and-sub-characters#9687 for anyone who wants a mind fuck }

[18:12:23] @ Ray the Spectre : (This is probably the weirdest chatbox RP so far for me)

[18:12:28] The Ortho Robot has been disconnected on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:12 pm (session timeout)

[18:12:58] @ Ray the Spectre : =3

[18:13:05] TailaBlu : [XD]

[18:14:42] @ Ray the Spectre : *inside Hazo in his little kitten suit, a mini BlastedPinata and Discoponies run
around inside the head, plotting world domination*

[18:15:08] Mecha : {Sadly I don't think this is crazy enough yet I've done some shit with needle.....}

[18:15:08] @ Ray the Spectre : *they succeed*

[18:15:13] @ Ray the Spectre : The End

[18:15:20] Mecha : {good times good times.....}

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