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PostSubject: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:00 am

Firo's


Perverted High School
Pervyness is everything


Hello! Where the hell am I?
Welcome to Firo's Perverted High School, AKA, Perv High; the first(and possibly, the only) Private school which teaches you everything about the subject of Pervology.
Perv High was established in 19th of February, 2012 by Quils on Wheels(AKA, Firo the hedgehog). It established after Firo decided to share his knowledge of Pervology with others.


Wait, wait, wait. So what the hell is this?!
Perv High is here to help you with your sexual needs. We offer a verity of courses, ranging from basic Sex Education to Arts of Romance. Our motto is "Pervyness is everything" and we promise to give you the best education there is so when you get your Pervology degree in the last year, you have full knowledge and understanding on the topic. In other words, we will turn you into a pervert.


Wait a second, isn't this supposed to be a Sonic-based forum? That would mean no pornography, right?
Well of course. Posting pornography and anything else being close to that is banned and will resolve in getting hit by the legendary "Ban-hammer". But we can assure you that at Perv High, all our lessons are checked and approved so none of them cross the line. IF such thing DOES happen, (Which I can assure you, it won't), the lesson will be posted to you via PM, OR it will not be taught at all ( something which you will have to learn yourself.)


Why would I want to join a perverted school? I mean, I already go to school and it's not like the degree will do me any good.
We at Perv High don't force you to do anything. It is completely your choice whether you want to enroll in the school or not, though we do encourage you to. As mentioned before, getting your "Perv Degree" will mean you have a full understanding how to be a pervert. You will(probably) be able to understand girls better and you be familiarized with a Girl's nature and their features. If you have a girl friend, you can show them your perverted side better. If you don't have one, then it'll help you get one(either that or get slapped by one). What we teach you won't take any of your school time and is optional to read. Heck, you probably won't even have any home work either! Though you might have tests every once in a while so we can know what your "Perv level" is. At the end of the year, you will have your "Ultimate Perv Exam" in which all your knowledge will be put to the test. If you pass, congrats! You've got your degree. Best of all, it's absolutely FREE!


Ok I'm listening... Tell me more. About the staff perhaps?
Sure! We have a range of kind and friendly staff who will do anything to teach you all that is needed. They are supportive and are skilled in the course they teach you. Currently our staff are stated as the following (More will be added as we employ more teachers.):

Perv Master(Principal/Headmaster):
Firo the Hedgehog :perv:

2nd in command:
-No one yet-

Teachers:
-No one yet-


Ok I might be interested. But what are the courses you teach?
We have a number of courses which teach you everything there is to know about pervology. You would be suprized to know how broad the subject is. We take it at different angles. Here are the currently existing subjects:

Pervish(Perverted English):
This subject teaches you all about how to be perverted in your everyday conversation. It's basically English but more perverted. It teaches you to speak English properly in the perverted manner.

Sex Education:
Gives you the basic knowledge about Sex and things related to it.

Art of Romance:
A useful subject in which you learn to be romantic(JUST WHAT GIRLS WANT!). Using that skill, you can get what you want and bend the girls to your will.

Physical Education:
What better then experiencing the action up close in person? Get all the action you want in THIS subject. We have a large supply of test slaves you can work on(Proudly sponsored by Mecha's basement).

History:
Boring? Maybe but you will learn where it all began. When the word "Pervert" was created and such. Might be not very useful but is still an important part of the Pervology degree.

Art:
It doesn't all have to be real. You must also be able to use your fingers properly. Learn to create peaces of art and animation using perverted tool or create a perverted art like Hentai.


Alright, Alright! I think I might join. So what do I need to do? Am I supposed to like go somewhere?
Haha! That was quite funny. You are the joking type, aren't you? No...? Anyway, *Ahem* no, you aren't supposed to find us. You CAN'T find us. Our location is secret and it will stay this way so no female can plan an invasion. You just sit back and watch this thread as teachers teach you by writing the lesson in a post. All you got to do is read it! Simple. Subjects can be given at any time, depending on how the teacher feels like it. You can always comment or ask a question from the teacher by putting it here.


OMG THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME! I WANT TO ENROLL NOW! HOW? HOOOOW?!?!?!
Haha, calm down. All you gotta do is fill a simple form. Of course, you don't have to join and can easily just read the stuff but joining will grant you special access in asking questions, joining class projects and many more. If you already know quite a bit about Pervology and want to get a job as a teacher in one of the subjects, all you've gotta do is fill another different form. I'll read it and if you meet the criteria, the job it yours(Warning: No payment is given)! Here are the forms.

Job employment form:
-Link coming soon-

Student enrollment form:
-Link coming soon-


Awesome! I'll get on to it right away! Thanks Head master!
My pleasure. Hope to see YOU soon in one of our lessons. :perv:


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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:07 am

ATTENTION PLEASE READ:
I hope that by now, you already figured out that this wasn't actually real. I only did this because I had a lot of free time and I was bored. I'm not actually gonna do something like this. When I first started writing it, I had it in mind as a funny little "clan" or something and I was actually a bit serious about it. I figured it might work and it would be fun. Half way though, I figured it was just plain silly and no way people would be interested. And that's IF this thing was even allowed.

But I still don't know. When I think about it, this might actually be crazy enough to work. It's your choice so if ya think, we could actually get some people together and make this a god just for the hell of it. Imagine something like an RP. I could even get little form ready and give a sample lesson for you to see how this would work. It would rather be simple. Since it's not real, you could just write what you would know about the subject you want to teach(though you still will need a basic knowledge of that subject). So what do you guys think?

P.S. Ken you do realize if we were in SAC still, I would turn this into a clan submission XD.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:23 am

This just made my day. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:02 am

Eh... actually doing this seems like a bit much. I don't want my forum turned into a psuedo-porn hub.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:16 pm

Haha, yeah figured. Of course, when you think about it, it's not really "teaching". It's more like random jiber jaber. But Of course, I understand.


...still, just think of the possibilities.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:26 pm

what is this i don't even
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 26 Feb 2012, 12:45 am

Yeah, I notice that all your forms are not there. So, I can't enroll. Poor me, I guess I'll just take my money and enroll at a normal private school, to get my degree in economics.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:30 am

Of course. Do as you feel suits you. Perv High does not force anyone to join if they don't want to. We are currently on room shortage anyway. So we have to make our female students share rooms with our male students. Strangely, none of them seem to mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 26 Feb 2012, 5:49 pm

I believe those are called "co-et dorms" in America. They exist...

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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 26 Feb 2012, 10:33 pm

I'd like to enroll as a student for the Art of Romance.

I refuse to fill out a form because I am the God Damn Mecha.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sun 26 Feb 2012, 11:35 pm

And THAT my good Ray, is WHY I wish I lived in America.

Thank you for applying Mr. Mecha. You lessons will be sent to you via SMS. There may be a slight delay for the information to get published so the lesson can take a while to arrive, it can take from 1 second to 10 years.
Thank you for your understanding,

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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Fri 02 Mar 2012, 11:13 pm

where sdo i sign!?!?! *shot*

Naw im just kidding, this was funny to see though.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sat 03 Mar 2012, 1:39 pm

SilverTheFox wrote:
what is this i don't even

what he said.
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PostSubject: Re: Firo's Perverted High School (Perv High)   Sat 03 Mar 2012, 6:04 pm

Making sense out of this is hard indeed.
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