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PostSubject: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:14 pm

Yes, it IS needed. Not many people don't love shouting at dragons.

Am I the only one that laughs when chunks of the game don't load?
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:33 pm

I laugh when I end up with stories like these:

Once upon a time there was this poor sap who lived a really sucky life. Unfortunattely, I have forgotten his name. All I know is that he lived in Riften. Anyways, he owed some money to this pirate chick, however as he was sailing into Riften with the payment, the chick and a band of thieves caused a conspiracy in which the ship was raided and the money stolen by the pirate chick. She still demanded payment from the poor sap even though technically it was already paid. So now he's moping about Riften, desolate and with no hope of getting out of debt...

Then the Dragonborn, some guy named "Maz├ękial" shows up and hears his pleas. He goes up to the chick and intimiidates her. After a brawl, she gives in and cancels the debt. Happy ending, right? Wrong. The Dragonborn got caught up with another job of his and forgot to return to the poor sap and let him know his debt was paid.

Weeks later (Skyrim time), the Dragonborn realizes "OH CRAP I FORGOT TO TELL THAT GUY HIS DEBT IS OVER!", and rushes to Riften. He finds the unlucky sap outside, and informs him fashionably late that he is no longer in poverty. Greatful, the man gives the Dragonborn some spare cash. However during the conversation, the Dragonborn hears that all-to-familiar sound...a dragon's roar...you may already know what is aboout to happen...

The Dragonborn tries to rush through the conversation so the man can run for his life, however as soon as the notifation appeared telling the Dragonborn that the gold was added, the dragon torched the poor sap. Ending his miserable life...

Oh well, at least I got some gold out of it =3
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:44 pm

Dragons can appear in towns? Whaaaat? I've only ever seen them outside of towns. Hell, I* killed one right outside Solitude - the gate was literally right behind where the dragon landed.

*Actually the guards and Delphine mostly killed it, I had pretty much no weapons on me.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 1:58 pm

He was outside of the town, in the stables. However some holds are "outside" such as Dawnstar.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 2:52 pm

Ah, I see. I know which story you mentioned, and I figured it was all in town. I forgot the guy worked at the stables.

Question: Why do giants knock you into orbit when they kill you? Seriously. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 2:58 pm

Their clubs are actualy the original Gravity Hammers.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:27 pm

By God, it all makes sense now...
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 3:56 pm

Contest! Who can name the best glitch they found in Skyrim thus far! Not counting the NightCaller one its to common.

1. The jarl of Dawnstar was sitting over his chair like a Mime and then I left and came back and he was behind it doing the same thing with his legs inside it.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 4:16 pm

...screw it this is the fourth time I have tried to type this.

I try kill this guy because he wanted me to be a D-bag and was being a jerk because I wasn't doing it even though it is impossible due to the end of the story mode.

So I try to assassinate him, but he's "immortal" (meaning he can't be killed, only knocked down), and since I did it in sneak mode when he wasn't looking, when he gets up he just calmly turns to me and says "Did you say something?"

Yes I know its not really a glitch but Goku thinks its funny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 4:21 pm

I was in Bleak Falls Barrow for the first time, and I was a bit turned around. I tried crouching into a corner to progress, and I ended up stuck. Had to reload my last save. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 4:37 pm

I gave a guard some gold via pickpocketing and he arrested me for stealing.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 5:06 pm

I was fighting an undead guy and I did the 1 hit KO critical on him but as I was doing it my partner came in and shot an arrow at it stopping my animation but the undead still spun around in a circle then just fell over.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 5:09 pm

Has anyone else noticed that decapitated heads weigh as much as the dead person's body (You can hold down A [or X for you PS3ers] to "pick things up" or to grab a body to drag it around), and you can loot it as if it was still part of the body?
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 16 Jan 2012, 5:33 pm

dragons flying backwards that is all.

youtube.com/watch?v=_xCjK3BD6u4
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:36 pm

I don't have Skyrim yet, but this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Tue 17 Jan 2012, 5:26 pm

Skyrim: 2012 is a pretty good video. Hopefully i'll get Skyrim tommorow.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:55 am

ALL OF YOU! Find High Gate Ruins! Do the quest and get the Flaming Familiar! Then set all of existence on fire.

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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30 pm

Ok this just happen to me while playing skyrim it must be told. So i was in a dungeon with my follower but she attacked me becaus i hit her to much with my fire then I beat her down till she said I'll join you again if you stop beating me. Then she did and heres te glitch a towns person from her town magically got transported to the dungeon with me AMAZING. Am i right?!
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Thu 19 Jan 2012, 6:44 pm

Frost Trolls are stronger than dragons D:
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Sat 21 Jan 2012, 1:24 pm

ask this man lol! he is so excited to answering your question
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Sat 21 Jan 2012, 1:54 pm

Wrong thread...

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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 23 Jan 2012, 5:07 pm

I'm getting Skyrim. Dark Souls, however, seems intriguing, nowhere close to Skyrim.
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 30 Jan 2012, 3:21 pm

Skyrim, WHYUSOBUGGY?
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Mon 30 Jan 2012, 9:38 pm

Because it's Skyrim! Seeing giants knock you into orbit is fun!
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PostSubject: Re: Skyrim Discussion   Wed 01 Feb 2012, 5:52 pm

Is that really a glitch, or put in for lulz?

I mean really, so many people call it a glitch.
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